I got an offer from a local music rag to do metal interviews. Here's what the Editor sent me.
"ThomasAre you interested in doing some metal interviews for us? I have some available on an ongoing basis?
Peter"
Of course, I jumped at the chance. If I ever get to write a self-help book, I will title it "From Fucknut to Fabulous: Unleash Your Inner Awesome in 30 days or less!" Turns out that Count Korzybski was right.
I was perusing the local supermarket catalog today and chanced upon their "bargain DVD" section which was advertising the sale of this film:
SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE. As highly conceptual and intriguing as this tale of canine triumphs over adversity and biology doesn't sound, I actually want to fork out the $12.97 to witness such Z-grade motivational shlock that wouldn't even pacify the kids its supposedly meant to entertain - purely for the fact that someone (or some people) financed its eventual creation. (It also comes with Soccer Dog: European Cup! Trans-continental mayhem ensues!) Berserkerfox is my new favorite band. I will be writing their book when they've done too many women, beers and c-c-c-cocaine, struggling to reflect on such a sinful yet satisfying heavy metal career. Clean living is for chumps!
Well! Got myself a domain name. Crushtor.net. Always wanted it, so feeling awesome right now. Whatever that could possibly mean. Going to see all the movies I want to see this Summer. It's a quest. Like Sparta! I think I only attempt to watch the tennis because of Jim Courier. Eliminate him from the equation, and it would not be worth the effort.
“The universe is change, life is what our thoughts make it.”
