General Semantics: Guns Don't Kill People and other irrational fallacies

The moral argument against gun ownership is beaten over the skulls of a population with almost unrelenting force; that a gun's primary function "is" to "kill people", when in reality a gun's function is to enable a person to propel a bullet at terrifying speed using its mechanisms. The bullet in the chamber arguably does the "killing" where as the gun itself merely provides the environment and force to give the bullet its highest effectiveness, therefore increasing the probability of the bullet to harm, injure or kill. Even this is debatable, since it is impossible to prove any gun (and the bullet within) is aimed at a human target 100% of the time.

The argument bears similarity to the statement that a Hi-Fi Stereo's function is "to play music" when it does no such thing. A stereo merely provides a mechanism through which recorded media may be played back to a listener. To press further; during sex, a man cannot "give" his partner an orgasm, yet can only stimulate her (or him, as the case may be) until she (or he) reaches that desired state. Semantically, "give" implies the transfer of material or energy; last I checked, the passing of ejaculate, mucous or saliva through a membrane has never caused instantaneous orgasm alone. But I digress.

By leaving out details such as these, we tend to overgeneralize and think irrationally. The object and its adjacency to certain actions does not cause it to have the identity we ascribe it. Oversimplification and judgment, which our society craves in a modern world that dares not probe and ponder, tends to lash out at the shadows and bogeymen crafted in their own imaginations. Since we do not resolutely "live" in an imaginary world, why should we be content to speak its juvenile language?

Hope I Die Before I Get Old

Seriously. Today, I sat round thinking about how much of a fucking bastard i'd become if I grew old. I'm already angry as hell about pretty much everything. Rae and Nat can pretty much testify to that. I sit around bagging out some new trend or fad that has no obvious worth, a product that does nothing or criticizing almost everything that walks past. If I'm already this angry, and if my anger only intensifies exponentially as I grow old, I'll probably end up as one the meanest motherfucking geriatrics that ever walked the Earth. By that time I'll be in my hoverchair™ that speaks three variants of Ching-lese, Engrish and Hindi (stay tuned for that one, folks.) so how bad could it theoretically be? Probably really shit, knowing my view of the world.

Insurrection and Prejudice

For the most part, IRC is a hangout for those who play this ultra-nerdy game called Cyber Nations which I started playing as a hobby to distract myself from work but got pretty much addicted to ever since I became the leader of an alliance (Its so cool! I can boss people around!) Politics + bullshitting + procrastination = win!

But I did like this quote that was thrown up the other day:

"Relationships suck. The only fun part is before and after. Making the initial connection and the revenge."
Quote for truth, am I rite?

ALSO: Stolen Babies = Oingo Boingo + Dresden Dolls + Metal. Epic win, much?

I also get/have to interview Trivium next week...at their hotel. Interesting? I sure hope so.

Addendum: I BOUGHT A YELLOW LEGAL PAD AND ITS THE MINTEST THING EVER*

*Yes, that trivial purchase announcement was most deserving of italics.