Dear President Bush, "Shadow" President Cheney, Members of the House, Senators, the General Electric Company, the seven million people who work at Starbucks (probably);
After viewing your "adaptation" of our beloved and multi-award winning reflection on the very unique - quite frankly, inimitable - Australian bogan culture Kath and Kim, the people of Australia would like to issue this response.
I had an eventful weekend that saw me interacting with human people. Here's a rundown:
1. Friday nite at Rae's - always fun. I watched the most insane anime I've ever seen. Half self-reflexive parody and half-"nonsense" style sitcom (think Stephen Chow) that features a rag-tag band of pint-sized yet supaa kawaii alien invaders attempt to take over the planet...when they're not running into mischief and making Gundam models. Kris' new computer was very, very drool worthy. Thanks to Dean for reminding me about the new Cynic album...it's brilliant.
2. A weird night at Hill and Boya's birthday. Lots of drinking and smoking to be had, but some very intense conversations ensued. It felt like I was in a Tarantino film.
I remember having some fantastic philosophical thought on the weekend, but forgot the point of it. I think it was something to do with not sleeping with the town bike and if that makes you unpopular yet unique, but if it had any mention of that in it, its doubtful that I had anything meaningful to say.
Oh, and the ending credits to "Keroro Gunsou" is, like, the funkiest shit ever!
Crushtor's Interview with Winston from Parkway Drive - QUICK STATS
1 time - Forgot the interview was on
3 times - Quoted the wrong "current album"
2 minutes - spent fumbling around with notepads to make myself look busy
4 minutes - spent waffling on to make up questions I hadn't actually written
4 bands - mentioned other than his own
5 websites - looked at during the interview to familiarize myself with the band
7 minutes - worth of talking about Dragonforce
ZERO - working microphones (backup mic on my MP3 player ftw)
31 minutes - total time spent having a fucking amazing talk with a really cool bloke.
HATERS BE DAMNED!
960 words to go...
“The universe is change, life is what our thoughts make it.”
