A Summary of every conversation Crushtor has ever had regarding his heritage with a person of Greek descent
Inspired by a girl I met at DV8, where Beef Jerky Fox played a ripper set
[Tom hands girl his business card. You know, the lulz one. She takes it, eyes it over, chuckles.]
G: So your name is Valcanis? Are you Greek?
T: No, my family comes from Macedonia.
G: So, Greek then.
T: No, they're two different nationalities.
G: Whatever.
Just because some of "my people" choose to talk in over-exaggerated accents, drive V8s and barrack for Collingwood F.C, does not mean we are one and the same. Do you have that much of a persecution complex you have to "conquer" other countries in your mind now? Bitch, please.